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Strike First! Strike Hard! No Mercy, sir! This is your credo, you're mantra, you're oath should you don the Jack's Surfboards Cobra Kai Zip Hoodie. You will learn to sweep the leg of teenagers with the last name Laruso. You will learn to underestimate and attack old Okinawan Karate masters, only to punch a car window instead and have him reach down, squeeze your nose, and say "Hoooooonk." The Cobra Kai Zip Hoodie also doubles as a high school Halloween party costume if you're in the mood to attend one and beat up a kid that's dressed as a shower. All these powers in one skeletal hoodie from Jack's. Thumb hole included at no extra charge. Must be Take a Worm for a Walk Week!
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